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15.06.2025 00:56
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
How can I decorate my house creatively?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
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No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
So they tried
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading